Just When the Caterpillar...
me, who gets up at roughly midday everyday: the days are so short!!! what the fuck!!! how do i have time to do anything!!!!!!

just-shower-thoughts:

In the future when we’re able to create custom babies, someone is going to play with the settings just to see what happens

linrenzo:

spoiledspice:

modelinterrupted:

myheart-istheworstkindofweapon:

The Money Tubbs only comes around every 5628 seconds. Reblog the Money Tubbs and you’ll find money!

Bitttchhh the last time I reblogged some bullshit like this I booked a 2k 30minute shoot lmao

Let see what happens

me: *studying for 15 minutes*
me: i can't do this anymore
watersport5:
“ theacenightwatch:
“ Someone: *makes something gender neutral*
Assholes on Facebook: HOW DARE YOU THINK OF PEOPLE WHO AREN’T MEEEEE
”
its a just a toilet that anyone can use… like the toilet in like, every single person’s home… why are...

watersport5:

theacenightwatch:

Someone: *makes something gender neutral*

Assholes on Facebook: HOW DARE YOU THINK OF PEOPLE WHO AREN’T MEEEEE

its a just a toilet that anyone can use… like the toilet in like, every single person’s home… why are people so ..inflamed.. about everything

narcoticmoron:

liftedandgiftedd:

my sex drive doesn’t chill like I’m horny literally all the time

:):)):)

officialfrenchtoast:

having a crush on someone you dont have a chance with

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hunghoe:

Tbh drunk me is just regular me but 2x as honest and 10x as horny